The grammar and its icks

Makes pronounced my ticks

Twists my tongue in a knot

Snob noses tell me forget me not

They and their and there and then

Where and what and why and when

Potaytoes and potaatoes

Tomaytoes and tomaatoes

Judging when I struggle to speak

Cracking jokes tongue in cheek

To hell with all, I speak my words

To mess with all the grammar nerds!